SPIRITUAL TOP TEN
Dave Letterman: Ok, tonight’s top ten list, top ten things never to say to your new spiritual friend to get a date. Top ten things never to say to your new spiritual friend to get a date. Heeere we go…
#10 I just cut down the tree in front of my house to get a better view of the nuclear power plant.
#9 How about another Buddha burger? Ha, ha. I don’t think that comes with a happy meal eh Paul?
#8 So you in one of them free sex religious cults?
#7 Oh, you’re not. Can I still do ya?
#6 I just slapped you in the face, so if all the world is an illusion, how come you feel it?
#5 Want to try on my new dolphin skin jacket?
#4 Don’t you wish that James Redfield would die in a fiery plane crash? Now, that’s just mean Paul.
#3 You’re the most beautiful woman I have ever seen…then again, I’m high on peyote.
#2 Hi I’m George W. Bush
#1 And the number one thing never to say to your new spiritual friend to get a date...My power animal’s my ass.
There…ya…go